Tuesday, September 09, 2008

I love how people think you'll do something when you say 'Look - I'm writing it on my hand'.

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Banana cake is almost all gone.

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I am triple-booked for tomorrow.

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Jon is now officially my 'friend'. How long will it take Michelle to follow? Facebook will inherit the earth.

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After all these years, sleep is one thing I just never get sick of.

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Turtle-neck and plaid. My preppy look.

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I have been reading the same book all year. I am a slow reader.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

SHOPPING - vitamins and impulses

There seems to be a broccoli shortage at the moment.

I went to the markets today with Reidun and alls I really wanted to get was apples, carrots and a broccoli. And not a single stall had brocollis! Reidun asked one of the store-workers and he said he'd sold all his to New World. It seemed some sort of conspiracy.

Damn those big supermarket chains.

So I had to buy one at Pak 'n Save. And it was almost $3. And it was mangy and will have to be eaten in the next couple of days.

First peanuts, now broccoli.... what will be next???

It really did quite disturb me that they didn't have any at the markets. It was possibly the first time in my life I have had a broccoli craving.... and it was not immediately satiated. It may never happen again now... and I will become surrounded by cheap, lush broccoli and not care at all.

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In less mundane news (possibly), we went on an outing to the Southern Cross for lunch and coffee yesterday (and we found out they now have hot water bottles you can borrow while you're sitting in the garden bar - cute!). And then some shopping....

And I bought a dress. Totally on impulse. I love buying dresses on impulse. Some girls like buying handbags or shoes.... I like dresses. Reidun talked me into it.

Me: Oh, that's a kinda pretty dress....
Reidun: Try it on.
Me: Oh, but I have no need for a new dress....
Reidun: Go on! Just for fun....
Me: Oh, ok...............
[a few minutes later]
Me: (sheepishly peering out for my changing room) .... what do you think?
Reidun: Buy it!
Me: Really?
Reidun: Yes. Buy it.

Then I rationalised it as a dress I could wear to an upcoming baby shower, engagement party and even to work if I was in a girly mood. Practical and multi-purpose. And it's very 1950s house wife (though from Illicit, so house-wife meets funk - it's the shop associated with the graffiti artist Miss Misery, let Marty tell you the story about his $10 Miss Misery bargain sketch some time....). And black, so I can wear it to a funeral, should the ocassion arise. And pretty enough that I could wear it to a funeral and meet some exotic foreign man (obviously not a blood relative) and start an illicit affair with him because I looked strangely alluring in my preppy-yet-sophisticated black sailor dress. That scenario just came to me.....

I would actually never have walked into Illicit, beings as it looks all emo and trendy.... but they have really gorgeous feminine dresses with high waists (which suits me fine!). I am glad I have discovered this haven of girliness - will revisit it when it comes time to splash out on my yearly birthday-come-prize-giving outfit......

I'd say wearing dresses is one of my favourite things about being a girl. Something oddly empowering about wearing a lovely swishy dress. The last impulse dress I bought was my blue-dress, which has come in very handy. I love my blue-dress. I need more excuses to wear it!

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We are being EROed this week. Bleh. That will make for a slightly tense staff..... I hope we get a morning tea shout at the end of the week!

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I rang Dad for father's day. The first thing he said was, 'Oh - I'd forgotten it was Father's Day!' (and he wasn't being sarcastic - men in my family don't remember events and dates). The second thing he said was, 'Who reminded you about it?' To which I replied, 'I'm insulted, Father! [pause] .... Reidun.'

Even Kyle had rung his dad up (he'd only planned on sending a text). They all put me to shame.....

Saturday, September 06, 2008


Had a Chang-tastic dinner last night. Nicky and her beau were in town (limited time only).
Nicky somehow forgot that in NZ 'byo' usually doesn't mean beer. She was saying that in the UK lots of people don't even know what 'byo' stands for - not so common there.
At our dinner there were many teachers (6 - representing 3 different schools) and many Hutt citizens (past and present). Then there was Jamie. He coped well.
I am just no rediscovering remnants of food I evidently dropped on my lap during the course of the dinner..... Darned chopsticks.
I don't like it being THAT cold. My classroom was so cold yesterday that we were all shivering and discovered that the hallway outside the classroom was actually warmer..... We migrated to warmer parts after that realisation.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Good Weekend.

Birthday drinks for Sam. Someone thought I was hot! Irregardless of whether that was reported accurately or whether or not it was said by a person I wanted to think that ..... I choose to believe it :) I was actually a bit more 'tipsy' than I have been in a while. In a fun way (for me). It was one of those nights where I had to really concentrate to hear and follow what people were saying by the end, and would have to just nod and say, 'Yeah....' if they expected me to respond. Sam's friends are all tops people and I think he had a good night.

Went to Andrew's CD launch. Pretty cool having a signed CD (with my own personalised message-sound). Then Jon-Jon drove me home because he's cool like that. Thanks. Oh, and Dave drove us in to town at the beginning of the night, so he is cool too (but he doesn't read my blog so he is less important). I have been noticing lately that I know a few talented, creative people. Last weekend, within 24 hours I hung out with a musician, a poet and an artist (I like that I cover a lot of artistic bases there!) and talked to the owner of an art shop who was picking up some work by my former-flatmate that's been hanging in our lounge. Artistic people rock! I think I like to just leech off them and let their experimentation and talent feed my soul vicariously :)

Then hangin' out with the nieces and nephew on Saturday with Dad and Lynne. Went to Percy's Reserve - it rocks! It has a scary cave. And ducks to feed. And windy tracks to explore. And mud to slip over in. Extra cool in that it's where my dad and Lynne used to play when they were kids growing up in Petone, and it's still recognisable to them (same scary cave, same duck pond, though less ducks). And Dad used to take me and Dave there when we were little too, on the way to Nana's house.

My 3 year old niece is a crack-up. If you are chubby like a cherub and have curly blond hair you can get away with a lot! I never get tired of how little kids automatically reach up to hold your hand when they cross a road.

I also got to witness my dad testing his blood levels. He got diagnosed with diabetes 3 weeks ago and is having to eat totally differently (no puddings!). He was 6.2 when he measured it at lunch (which is very good - supposed to be between 4 and 8). I guess that will have to be my new second best charity, after the Cancer Foundation. Must support the parents (genetics dictate that what they get, I may well get too..... so it's in my own interests too!).

Then catching up with Nicky and co. We all nearly had belly laughs when talking about 'the trotters'. And that's the first time I've played a drinking game in a while. Nicky had a whole plate of meat. Her and Leroy are like a comedy duo. Nicky has always claimed she 'makes it come alive'. It's totally true!

Fish and Sam: Nicky might have a dinner on Friday night (cheap Asian with a lazy-susan and BYO, followed by other drinking - her boyfriend Jamie likes 'old man pubs').

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Thus-far I have been home very little, done no housework, washing or schoolwork and drunkened more beer than I meant to and eatened more chips and dips and fries than I meant to....... so not such a virtuous weekend. But nice.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

I have now had another layer of naivity stripped away. I have had to claim on my car insurance.

I finally finished filing the claim for my supermarket-ding (which stripped away one of the other naivity layers in itself).

I got quite irate at having asked to be called when there was progress and having heard nothing, rung up several times, sat on hold for significant portions of my lunch hours, had several hold-ups in my claim's processing (case manager was sick for a few days, had to be reassessed to see if delay in finalising claim had lead to further damage etc) and left notes on my file to have my case manager call me and still heard nothing back from them. Not a single phone call..... And yet every time I called THEM there actually was progress, though usually a set-back as well.... and they assured me someone would call me when there was more news.

And while I was moaning about this my workmates just kinda laughed knowingly and said, 'Have you not had to do this before? They NEVER phone you up..... that's normal.'

Well, now I'll know for next time.

To my amazement they found no reason to not pay out my claim even though it was actually started last April (2007). I was sure there'd be some small print somewhere that would get them out of it. So, yay! Still have to pay excess, but I'm guessing that will be a lot less than the total cost (two doors and the end panel to be replaced).

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In the mean time, since this whole process took almost two weeks (not the 72 hours initially estimated) my warrant has run out, so I'm experimenting with living like I did in the olden days and walking and taking the bus places. It's quaint! Always stories to be shared after a bus-ride. Me and Reidun bussed to and from town last night and possibly sat by a man who was on the cover of some music magazine (or possibly the guy who pointed that out was drunk..... but the man certainly LOOKED famous - he had that air about him).

And because we bussed in, we could spontaneously head into the Welsh Dragon after going to the police station to file her report about her car being broken into (hence her car was out of action too and we were having to take the bus....). We had mulled wine and made up movie plots to go along with the music the guy playing the piano was churning out. They were mostly tragic love stories, with moments of happy flash-backs.

And Jon's friend Dave was there, with another old codger called Dave (who either had a very odd accent or was pissed off his face because neither of us could really understand him - I think he was complimenting my woolly hat, not sure what he said any time after that).

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Plans are going forward to propose a school radio station, with me at its teacher-helm. My hand-picked bunch of 8 kids have had covert secret-project meetings and have met with the Broadcasting School (who were very helpful and have offered lots of free stuff and help). We are trying to come up with an air-tight proposal before we take it to the powers-that-be. Minimal costs, all considerations accounted for. And branding! Unfortunately, word on the street is that any name involving 'Beast' is not going to fly with senior management..... 'The Beast' was the only station name anyone could agree on. I tried to float the idea of something about a 'pie in the sky' (in honour of our Georgie Pie fame).....

In the proposal, I have got a section outlining what each member of the team brings to the table. Some of them have a musical background (the head girl has an 8-track at home, plays in several bands and is used to speaking and performing in assembly). Some of them have experience (one girl is already working at Access Radio as her Gateway programme).

But my favourite strength is..... one of them is a wrestler (as in Wellington's version of the WWF). I somehow related that to being a DJ in that she is used to putting on a public persona and performing......... I am totally in awe of her still. It was my primary school dream to be a female wrestler (me and my friend were gonna be a tag team - we used to go hire GLOW* videos during the weekend). So this girl is living my childhood dream......

Anyhow..... that could be my fun-new-project if it gets the go-ahead.

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I have a slightly sore throat. First time I've had a sore throat all winter. Hope it goes away quickly.

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TV is really really crap at the moment! There is never anything good on. All crime shows and cheap New Zealand reality TV.

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I love Daffodil Day. The last few years I have taken $20 to school a bought a whole bunch of daffodil pins and given them out to my form class. It's my favourite charity. And the yellow flowers look lovely with our uniform...... And it makes my form class look the bestest. And if there are any left, I have discovered that people see me walking around with them and assume I'm selling them, insisting on buying them off me. So I get money back! To be fair, I found some kids doing a bake sale for the Cancer Foundation at lunch time and used my newly earned money to buy brownies which I chopped up and left in the workroom for my fellow English teachers.

Charity is fun! Donating lots gets you good karma and brownies.






* Glamorous Ladies of Wrestling

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Bridesmaid 101

Not long til the wedding now.


Being a bridesmaid is intense! It is 11.27pm and I am printing programmes (took half an hour to figure out why they were printing out really really small...... ).


Highlights of today and What I have Learnt


1. My first ever manicure! Beauty = Pain. Yanking on granny-undies also ruins fresly painted nails. Oops.


2. Bike-pants style granny undies hide a multitude of sins. I might wear them all the time now!

3. 72 goody bags take a bloody long time to fill and tie up. But they look pretty. When you see yours think of me putting in the chocolates and pencils, doing the craft-punch and tieing up the ribbon and flower. 72 times. I now know how people in sweat-shops feel.


4. It is not a good thing when 'the alternator' breaks on your car. (Ask Cassie - hers broke today). That was our only minor-disaster. The AA man came and got her car. It will be fixed on Monday...... Luckily they have one hired for tomorrow anyhow.


5. It takes a long time to put out previuosly mentioned goody bags in accordance with the seating plan. It is made more fun by the fact that each table has a special theme.


6. Don't rely on the number of tables your seating plan includes being the same as the number of tables set out at the venue (you may have to reprint the table lists at 11pm the night before....). There was a whole table of people that had to be repositioned. I like to call that table the 'Eliminated Table'. If this was a gameshow like Survivor - Wedding Island, those would be the first people to go. Ryan and Steve were early losers. Ryan earnt himself an upgrade to the cool-kids table, lucky for him!


7. Laminating rules.


8. My groomsman is open to the idea of 'walking it out' of the church gangster style at the end of the ceremony. In my new high heels, I may not actually have to fake the limp.


9. When linking arms with a boy, he is supposed to put his arm out first (in the shape of a triangle, much like what you do in 'I'm a Little Teapot'). Watch carefully and you may see me and Scott (Cassie's bro) cracking up any time we have to do this in the ceremony.


10. When your bride gets a pedicure and realises her shoes are rubbing off the nail polish... and you offer to swap with her, because you have on jandals..... Your feet may end up getting blisters, because your feet are half a size bigger than hers. Ow. Limping around Woolworths.


11. You need a good time-keeper in the wedding party. Frances was awesome at that.


12. Sleep is over-rated.


13. Many people will ask you to sneakily find out if they're actually invited to the wedding and/or which parts of it.


14. One of the perks is that you can slightly adjust the seating plan so you're sitting next to your friends and so that Big Ryan is next to one of his special ladies (lucky Ange!).


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Righto.


I am sleeping with Cass in her bed (more maids than spare beds). Her last night as a single woman and she's sleeping with me! I feel privileged.

Books


Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer

If you have a spare moment, read the first chapter of it. It's charming and quirky. Much like 'The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time', but longer and better. Same kind of slightly Asperger's, genius child narrator. And pictures! It's the best book I've read this year.

Kind of a hard premise to describe, but it follows three generations of men by weaving young Oskar's narrative with extracts from his grandfather's diaries (who became a mute by choice) and also including photographs and visual clues he finds along his journey.

Oskar's dad was killed in 9/11 as he worked in the World Trade Centre. Oskar has always dreaded the thought that his dad had to jump out of a window. His father left answer-phone messages during the events which Oskar played back when he got home from elementary school. The phone then rang, but he was too afraid to answer... and his father had to leave his final message. To save his mother trauma, Oskar then wrapped the machine in a towel and hid it, ran to the store and bought one exactly the same with a blank tape. He has carried this burden alone.

The final pages of the book are a a series of pictures of someone falling out of the building, but if you flip them the body goes from mid-air, to flying upwards, safely into the window. This gives you some idea of Oskar's journey.

Pub date: April 1, 2005
Related subjects: New York , Silence, War, Invention
Description: Blah, blah, blah
Typefaces: Janson Text
First sentence of book: What about a teakettle?
Last sentence of book: We would have been safe.
Dedication: For Nicole / My idea of beautiful

Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer

This is his first novel. Not as good as the other one, but still interesting. A bit more of a slog. It has a really nicely made website that goes with it.

It's about a Jewish-American (with the same name as the author) going back to the Ukraine to find out the mystery of his grandfather's past. There are elements of folk-tale in some parts of the narrative, and the other parts are told by Alex (who is a Ukrainian and speaks in an elaborate broken English). It has a nice message about family and history.

I was in the video store today and saw a film entitled 'Everything is Illuminated' starring Elijah Wood. I wondered why it was so darned familiar at the time but couldn't quite put my finger on it! I have to get it out next time I see it now.

I own copies of both these books. I like that the author was born in the same year as me.

My name is Not-Kate and I'm just tryna be a better person....(and other ramblings)

KARMA, YOU FICKLE WOMAN! BE NICE TO ME AGAIN!

I feel like Earl. Karma has it in for me for some reason. I'm trying to think of what I did wrong....... Maybe I need to make a list like Earl did. Anyone wanna volunteer a reason I need to add them to my list? I wanna get on Karma's better side (I am of course only talking about karma in the sense that the wise Earl Hickey understands it. I'm sure those people with philosophy degrees reading this will be shuddering).

I think I'll start by doing something nice for my brother. I bit him when I was three. Then I'll do something nice for a girl from college. I teased her about her speech impediment. At the time, she scratched me and drew blood in retaliation. I thought we were even, but maybe deep emotional trauma contributing to self-confidence issues wins over superficial tissue damage.

I'm also coming down with some kinda cold and we lost our netball. And I've lost my drink bottle again. I'm getting my eyebrows waxed tomorrow - if that goes wrong I'm gonna look like a freak for weeks..... I need to reverse my luck quickly!

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NETBALL RAMBLINGS

But it was a GOOD game of netball. Clean and winnable, for the most part. And my team is just lovely. I don't think anyone has so much as given anyone else a dirty look all season. off-black gives HIMSELF dirty looks, but I don't think that counts.

I'm leaning towards calling us 'Groosh' next season. It's a word one of my students came up with when I suggested she needed to make up an onomatopoeic user-name that she could always use, 'cause nobody else would know it. That's what I do, I told them! (I like to remind the kids of just how geeky I really am every now and then, just in case they start thinking I'm 'cool'.)

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BRAINWASHING THE YOUTH OF TODAY USING BLOGS

I have, incidentally, decided to use blogs as a classroom tool. My media classes have set them up now and I have linked them all together so they can post their articles and give each other feedback..... So far they think it's a novelty and kinda silly, but I think they'll warm to it. And it means I can give feedback from the comfort of my laptop without having to collect in work every day and risk losing it! I let them do the '100 things about me' entry as a warm-up post, while the slower girls were still finding unique user-names and choosing templates. We are two or three lessons into it now. Several girls have forgotten their user-names several times and had to start over again.....

We had some lady talk at a staff meeting and she suggested we utilise ontologies more in teaching. She told a story about how some English teacher had used it and it was a great way for that good advice you give one kid to be of benefit to MANY kids, rather than only having an audience of one. I also think peer critique is good and that it's nice to get positive feedback from each other on a frequent basis.

Also, I let them use it as a 'cheats' way to get some early interviews done. I said they could write a few questions as an entry, and people in the class could make comments that they could use as quotes if they wanted to. I think it was really useful.

Next year I'll have them set it up from week one, and get them used to expressing their ideas about media issues once a fortnight maybe, about something topical. Not worth any credits - but a good critical exercise and sometimes I think that's more valuable. We are, after all, trying to produce 'good citizens'.

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QUIZ, ANYONE?

Me and off-black are possibly going to forge a team for a pub quiz on Thursday night. While he is amazing, we may need more than two people. Anyone keen? (Chiphead, you live far too far away - so you can't play.)

Four useful quiz in-joke terminologies:

1) 'to pontiac' (verb) is to steal someone else's glory by publicly pretending a correct answer or idea was yours, when in fact it wasn't.
History - It comes from an incident at The Office where Nicky, upon finding out that the brand of American car named after an Indian tribe was in fact 'Pontiac', pumped her fists and said, 'Yeeeeah! Pontiac!' loudly and did that 'look' to the group which means, 'Didn't I do well, team? Give me some recognition!' In a kind of delayed reaction, about ten seconds later and after everyone had said 'Well done, Nicky!' I said rather quizically, 'Nicky.... YOU wanted to put 'Cherokee'.... Pontiac was MY idea!'. She then shrugged and said, 'Was it? Oh well, too late sucker! Everyone in the pub thinks it was ME now!'
Example - You can also just use it as a general exclamation in such a situation eg - Point your finger accusingly and say, 'PONTIAC!'

2) 'loomis' (noun) is the largest fry in the bowl.
History - Nicky once stopped an entire pub quiz by, when the quiz-master made a comment about having found the biggest chip, raising her hand and saying, 'Um, excuse me Dean, but did you know that's called the 'loomis'?' He didn't hear her the first time and got her to repeat it. He then kinda frowned confusedly and said, 'Uh, moving on....question eight....' (apparently finding that hold-up totally pointless and not worth reacting to).
Pronunciation - To properly pronounce the word, you have to speak out of the side of your mouth with a mock-American-geek accent. Much like when you talk about 'giant lasers'. It helps if you are wearing 'smart glasses'.
In general, it can be used as a term to imply someone has said something very dorky in order to show off to the group, but been SHOT DOWN.

3) 'veto' (noun) is something you can earn by having been over-ruled by the group on an answer that was in fact correct. It means that in the future, at your discretion, you may over-rule the group and dictate your own answer. It is a way to placate righteous people.

4) a 'Micheal Buble' (noun) is an answer that comes from an inspired place deep inside of you, and you have no idea quite why you knew it.
History - It comes from an incident where, just AFTER we had handed in our picture round, Ken yelled out, 'Michael Buble!' as he suddenly remembered why that sultry faced brunette man in picture #8 was familiar.
Alternative - In a similar vein, in my family that is called a 'Macho Grouch' after a Pictionary incident where, as a youngster, my father had just started drawing the outline of a face and I had randomly yelled out, 'MACHO GROUCH!' Everyone on the other team suspected cheating, but to this day I say it was an act of God. I don't think I even knew who the man was, as shown by my butchering of his name........ (it was really 'Groucho Marx', but I hadn't given Dad a chance to even get to any distinguishing features).

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THE SUN'LL COME OOOOOUT.....

Tomorrow is gonna be GREAT! I have a lot of clean clothes and a nice new bed. As one of my nicer flatmates said, rather philosophically, when I broke the news to him about the not-so-nice flatmate - 'A change is as good as a holiday!'. I get to have BOTH!

PS - no progress. I have not seen the not-so-nice flatmate since this morning, at which stage I hadn't run my decision past the other flatmates (which I thought would be a courtesy). We really are ships in the night sometimes, so the nicer flatmate has offered to tell her himself if he happens to see her when I'm not around. Gallant of him. He was really great last time we had to look for a flatmate too. I should be more appreciative of him! I'll put him on my Karma list.

Girly Shopping Day

Today we had a girly day of eating, shopping, eating, shopping and eating.

Five of us met up at Cafe L'affaire for brunch to kick it off. De-lightful!
We had:
- Many moccachinos (they serve them with Sante bars in them!)
- A berry smoothie (far too healthy, not enough cream or icecream for my liking)
- poached egg on toast with hollandaise
- bagels with cream cheese and salmon/jam (not together)
- a railway pie with gravy
- chips and aioli

And we gossipped about many a thing.

Then we went to
- Miss Wong
- Magnolia
- Popup (two of us bought T-shirts)
- Rex Royale (a sale was advertised, but we found nothing reduced)
- Farmers (two of us got underwear and others got mascare, tissues, pjs and jeans)
- Wild Pair (two of us got pairs of Sketches, I got a dotty-top)

Then it was lunch at The Dixon St Deli. I was busy still trying stuff on at Wild Pair, so only caught the dregs of Ange's satay chicken filo and chocoloate brownie. Not sure what else was consumed.

Then it was off towards Lambton Quay
- Glassons (cheap gloves - a few silly hats tried on)
- James Smith Market (a gift was bought at Mr Thank You, fairy-lights - many silly hats tried on)
- Surf and Skate (one beanie purchased)
- The Vault (one more beanie and a fancy silver laticed ring)

There was then a coffee break at Starbucks. Again, my shopping stamina was superior to the others so I went on a detour to the Levi's shop, Ruby and Riccochet, but found nothing to my liking. The others had creamy looking frappachinos. I had water to keep up my amazing stamina and not dehydrate. People were starting to wane. There was less gossip.

Then it was on down the Quay for real.
- Small Acorns (adorable stripey stretch-and-grow with pictures of pirates on it was bought for a baby shower, many lipsticks tried on)
- Cue
- Nest (a nifty magnetic spice rack, a sugar disperser and some mega-strong magnet dots)
- street vendor (earrings - I'm assuming, again I was off on my own mission)
- The Body Shop (men's shower gel as a gift, free sample of coconut exfoliator gained)

I think that's it. Phew.

We should do that more often!

Prizes
Most purchases: Savage (six purchases)
Most expensive single purchase: Ange (four purchases)
Most restrained: Holly (two purchases)
Least bossy: Lauren (two purchases)
Most bossy: ME! (four purchases)

I am going to an engagement party tonight and will wear my new dotty-top. It will make me happy. And cold. But mostly happy.

Bring back the Dance Halls

I think Boogie Wonderland is a great start. Enough of this hip hop free styling grinding beeboppping young people's music. 'Hip Hop' they call it.

I like Boogie Wonderland because it has old-school music and you can shamelessly do your John Travolta finger-point. That's the only dance move I've ever learnt to do well. It's my signature move! And there are usually some good cheesy group moves you can incorporate (Sunshine.... Moonlight.... Good Times..... Boogie).

Even better would be if some brave entrepreneur opened up a good old fashioned dance hall. I'm sure it's been attempted and failed by someone.... but I would have supported it if I'd known! What a great excuse to wear a dress and heels. There's not much sexier than dancing with a guy who leads well and holds his hand firmly on the small of your back. Live bands are good too. And punch. Partner dancing to a ballad at Molly Malone's with some sleazy Catholic guy while the embarrassingly tipsy 30-something women elbow you in the back and jostle for position is just not the same.

I was one of the minority who was sad when the 'set dances' finished at the school balls. I liked the Gay Gordans and waltzes and foxtrots.

*Note: I cannot show pictures of school dances because I had The Fringe. Also I had teenage body image issues and shuddered at the thought of a figure-hugging dress or going strapless. I'm so much cooler now! I have four cool dresses I never wear. I have my 'date dress'. Never fails!

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I was of course inspired to make this post by Dancing With The Stars. Go Beatrice!

I say someone should host a group-watching of the grand finale next week. The boys I flat with are not exactly keen on the show.... I need more sensitive girly pals to watch with! Men in touch with their feminine sides will suffice. You know who you are.

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When I have kids I am going to give them freaky toys. I was inspired by the HARM bunny I saw at Popup (my aforementioned new favourite shop). It's freaky looking. I will also encourage the reading of 'Where the Wild Things Are' and other scary stuff. Scaring children is surely part of the privilege of parenthood.

ROLLER DERBY!

So we went to the roller derby last night (me, Michelle, Sam and Cassie - Jon and Malcolm were there with their Creature buddies - evidently Malcolm has finally lured Jon over to the darkside). If you didn't hear about the derby you were in the wrong time at the wrong place - seems to be an element of luck in having got a flier at the Cuba Carnival. But enough people knew that it was a sell-out and many people (including Morgan) were turned away. We estimate several hundred were in attendance (high estimate was 500).

I liked it! There were a fair amount of tactics at play and the costumes added greatly to my enjoyment. My team were the 'Brutal Pageant' while Sam and Cassie were going for 'Smash Malice', which had a skater nicknamed 'Savage', hence Cassie's loyalty.

My team kicked ass.

I think despite all the carnage of people falling over, there were no major injuries, though I'm guessing they were fairly bruised afterwards. I like a sport where the first two rows have a serious risk of being bowled into at some point! Adds to the drama.

Good night of entertainment - though sitting on the floor for two hours was a bit not-fun. The 2/3s time entertainment was awesome. It was a disco-skater guy who did all these cool tricks.

If not for my inability to skate, I'd wanna be in the derby.

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I was most impressed with Cass's self-discipline with the food and drink. She must be in The Zone!

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Much time was spent debating what constituted a 'power ballad', as the U-Choose Top 40 seemed to have no idea (Ronan Keating most certainly does NOT count). I was reminded of Jon's penchant for singing Bonnie Tyler songs. And also was reminded of how truly random power ballad videos are.

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The Moo's team spirit drinks were drunk. And Jon's MPVness trophy was nibbled at. He is going to frame the tin-foil wrapping.

Taking Advantage

Nicky Update: For the record, I have been for a weekend jog up Mt Vic almost every week since holidays. That's an exercising record - I have never done it less sporadically! I ran into Ed yesterday, on my way down. More accurately, I walked into Ed (he was biking up, I was walking down, having just gotten the stitch and being at one of my predetermined 'rest' spots where I don't have to jog). He looked at me and said, 'You look buggered.' I said, 'So do you.... but then, you're biking up a hill..... I swear I was actually jogging until very recently......' and felt a bit embarrassed at looking so very red and sweaty.

I possibly made a lost Asian tourist even more lost when they stopped me to ask how to get to the look-out. I pointed and gave vague directions, then watched them drive right past it.....

I went for a jog today too, even though it was starting to drizzle (usually that is more than ample enough reason to pike on going for a jog). My hair is, as of today, officially long enough to put in pigtails (though not in a ponytail, yet).

If I lose one kg I will be the same weight I was somewhere near the beginning of third form. I remember this weight, because I found weighing myself in a group situation and then having to chart it on my PE record so traumatising that every term after that for the next two years I refused to actually weigh myself again. Instead, I kinda cheated and just added a tiny bit onto that initial weight. I have no idea what I actually weighed by fifth form, but on my official fitness chart, it was about 2kg more than when I started college.

I don't think I actually weighed myself again until I was about 23 or 24 - around the time me and Nicky and Rebecca decided to have a two week weigh-off to see who could lose the most weight. Since then, I have not been 'afraid of the scales' again.

Anyhow, while that is confirmation that I was nowhere near being a 'petite' child (I was already almost as tall as I am now - early grower), I kinda like that most people will never again weigh what they did when they were 13. Being a tall, 'big-boned' child had to have a perk at some stage!

What a pity I wasn't wearing cool clothes then that I could pull out and wear again...... Stone washed jeans, baggy sweaters and cheap tourist T-shirts just don't appeal these days......

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Am taking advantage of having the flat to myself. I have my music up really really loud. I haven't done that in ages - it's very liberating! No matter what you're doing, it is more fun with overly loud music. I have been tidying up my room, and jiggling about to Liam Finn while doing it. I even looked under my bed and found all kinds of things. I found two bits of paper ripped from a notebook, which I have no recollection of at all. Apparently they're snippets of things I wrote to myself while living on Hanson St in Newtown. Kinda interesting to read back on. Faux poetry. Makes me want to start keeping a proper diary.

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Nicky is coming back.... some time soon. I may have jumped the gun when I said she'd be in Wellington last week. Sounds like it'll be more like the end of this week. Stay tuned. Nicky never was very good with dates (ask her about the time she got AM and PM confused and had to cry her way into getting a ticket back to English because she'd missed her plane in Auckland). Though, she has an uncanny ability to know what time of day it is by looking at the sun. To within five minutes, usually.

She's on a tight schedule, so it'll be a one-off opportunity to catch up with her, with late notice...... Not even sure if anyone who reads my blog (other than Fish and Sam) know Nicky ..... Actually, not sure if anyone actually reads my blog, more to the point......

Not that Sympathetic

Ok.... so newspaper articles have to take an angle.

But I got a little annoyed reading this one about the guy who got hit in the bus-tunnel. The article is completely sympathetic to him and his herioc recovery, even allowing him to be gracious about the police not having found the baddie that hit him in the tunnel.

My thoughts are
1. Not once does it mention that you are not ALLOWED to walk through the tunnel - there are clear signs that it is not legal. Everybody knows this. The guy was drunk. When you walk through there drunk, you know you're playing chicken with oncoming traffic. If you're doing something dumbass like that, you shouldn't then play the victim (and you should probably hide your head in shame and not court more media attention).
2. He had 20 operations, so his little drunken short-cut cost our health system a bloody lot of money. I'd much rather those doctors had spent time fixing people who didn't deserve to get hurt or sick.

I thought the journalism on that one, making him out to be some kind of hero for recovering from being a drunken idiot.... was a little 'generous'.

And yes, I sound a little whingey and righteous.... but I don't care. I live quite near the tunnel and I have had two boyfriends who drunkenly texted me after midnight bragging about having walked through it and both times I thought, 'You idiot' and had serious moments of doubting my own taste. Maybe you do that when you're in your early 20s, at uni. But these guys were both well into their late 20s and mid 30s. I guess I'm personally not that kind of thrill seeker and I tend to try to avoid ending up in hospital or dead.

The guy who actually got hit, from the newspaper article, he was 42. Idiot. If that was me, I'd be hanging my head in shame and trying to get name suppression, rather than prancing around on the front of the paper in my hospital gown saying, 'Look at me! 20 expensive operations later, I have wasted the time of many many health workers and the police officers who had to try and tidy up my drunken accident scene and find the car! I am a role model and inspiration!' Grr.

OK... again, I am aware I sound like a crackpot who calls up talk-radio at 3.30am in the morning to moan about something minor. But that one really bugs me.

I know people can be dumbasses, but should we celebrate them on the front of our capital's newspaper?

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Still at school....

At almost 7.30pm. There's a course selection night. Without car use, I decided to stay and force myself to do a bit of work. Went out for Chili-Jam rice-burger with some of the senior management (and Sam). Saw Ed. He was also getting a Chili-Jam burger.

Will not be able to leave school til after 8.30pm. Stink one.

Was so cold last night that I had to sleep with my head under the cover. I don't remember doing that last winter at all......

Wasn't planning on just staying at school tonight (was going to go home and come back).... so have not got 'fancy' clothes on. Truth be told, I had a couple of periods off to work on the website so I have on trainers, jeans and a hoodie. I have a vest, necklace and boots in my bag to slightly jazz up outfit (was going to change into them when I taught my two afternoon classes.... but flagged it). Still wearing jeans though...... all the others have on their power-suits. That's just how us Media teachers roll, I guess. Pushing the limits. Rebels.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Busy Busy Week

Am doing a last-ditch effort to fix my eczema rash that has refused to go away for a good month now. I am using Aqueous cream generously every day (they now sell it at the supermarket, who knew?).

Must be something to do with the name, but it always makes me feel like I'm applying something to my body that should be put on a horse. The fact that it comes in this industrial sized 'tub' possibly contributes to that feeling also.

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This week at school has been real busy for me. One of those weeks where I don't think I had a proper sit-down lunch at all. I grabbed two big crackers on my to pick up my laptop from the staffroom in the middle of a lesson, and was telling a kid that was my 'lunch' and I think she felt sorry for me. I'd been in a computer room all lunch with a) a bunch of kids I'd made stay behind to finish homework b) a bunch of kids who were trying to finish Media assignments and kept asking me for help (I had a four person deep queue of people to see) and c) random kids who saw there was a computer room open and jumped in to do some work. There were no computers free and kids sitting on the floor doing their detention. It was my self-made chaos!

And no lunch for me :( My single goal of the lunch-hour had been to check my emails for the first time all day..... and I literally didn't get time to do it. The speed of our computers doesn't help (but that's a whole nother issue).

Anyhow..... Those busy days are good. I kinda like the adrenaline. I always know when I'm in that busy-busy zone when I find myself kinda tapping my foot constantly when I'm sitting down. Probably look like I'm actually 'on' something..... It's how I feel at magazine-time when I know I have to get a million little jobs done in the half hour slot I have free. It's oddly energising. But you get pretty hungry.

I like the quiet times too... .when you actually get to sit down and make toast (instead of eating the bread raw while you're walking between classes) and read the paper and do the 5-minute quiz.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Medal Night

Me and Cass were thinking of getting a group together somehow to watch the Olympics on Saturday night. It's medal night (hopefully) when the rowing finals are.

Figure we could watch it round my place and get pizza and nibbles or try to get a booth at The Four Kings or something. Most people have the two-for-one meal vouchers from the Entertainment Book.

Just a vague plan, but let us know if you wanna come along.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

[Answer] Sam wants to be a millionaire!

Go Sam! That kicks the ass of Grand Champion: Olympic Challenge (the worst game show ever!).

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I am becoming an almost-regular at The Four Kings. Mainly 'cause my flatmate works there, but also 'cause they offer some good stuff. They have enough decoders that they play the minor sports, not just the rugby. So Cass and I were able to get a booth on Saturday night and watch Olympics stuff, rather than the league or rugby. And today I popped in and rather than having to watch Ultimate Fighting, I could watch the little screens, which had Olympics soccer and gymnastics on them. Sweet! And the $10 brunch is pretty decent.

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Am overdosing on Year 9 Poetry at the moment. My mind is swimming in metaphors and alliteration. Help!

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Little Fluffy Clouds.

I remember one of the first techo mix type songs I ever heard was a loop called 'Little Fluffy Clouds' (or possibly 'Fluffy Little Clouds') that my brother played for me back in the 90s sometime. It was cute. It had some electronic thing in the background with this repeated bit of a little kid describing clouds.

I learnt how to fill a gas tank last night. Kyle made me learn. It wasn't too hard. But it took a while to find a place that actually did it. The places on Adelaide Rd do, if you ever find yourself looking.

I have been watching films from the library. I got out three documentaries. One of them was on the houses of Frank Lloyd Wright. I've always liked his stuff (I guess most people do). This doco was on the three houses he made which he lived in. All so intricate. I had never heard about how his woman (mistress?) and her children all died tragically in the second house. They were trapped by a madman in there, and then he went and set fire to the house, so when they tried to escape they all died. Something rather horrific.

And, thanks to one of Richard's forwards, it is now offical that I am a genius. Thank you Mensa. Ok.... possibly dubious..... but I'll take it :)

Disappeareded.

I blogged before, but I must've forgotten to publish it.... because it's all disappeared into cybernity. It was great stuff too. I think I was getting fairly close to understanding the meaning of life .... and stuff.

1. Shoppaholic

My name's Kate. My friends say I'm a shopaholic. But I needed alllll of it. Ok, I wanted allllll of it.
- $50 pair of Diesel sneakers (that's 80% off!) with yellow streaks down the side. I like yellow! These ones don't make my feet go numb like the last pair either......
- Mossimo skirt. It will be excellent for work and will complement my new boots very well. It has autumn leaves on it.
- pair of pants from Max. Hey.... they fit. I've been having trouble finding pants that fit lately.
- winter coat. It's an Audrey Hepburn swingy-coat! There were cheaper ones but Ange and Cass talked me into this one...... Blame them.
- pair of tartan footless stockings (to alternate with my stripey ones under my pinafore dress)

All essential stuff!

Ange, likewise, bought a pair of cheap Diesels (better than a poke in the eye with a stick) and some work clothes. Cassie got a Care Bear carry-bag.

2. Dancing with the Saints

We went to a Saints game last night and to me and Ange's glee the half-time entertainment was none other than BRENDON PONGIA and Hayley. With all the live shows booked out weeks in advance, that's the closest we'll get to seeing our stars in person. Hayley looked even hotter in the flesh. I wish I had a dancer's body!

3. Beer of Choice

Apparently boys don't like Radlers beer. That's because they suck. Radlers is great and tastes like lollies and lime. Mmmmm! And to say it's barely better than a shandy is not an insult to me! Shandies are yummy too. My flatmate Paul likes them and he's a manly man-whore. So not all boys hate it.

4. Netball

It was another Sunday of netball. I filled in for my cousins' team again. I was buggered and half asleep most of the game, but it was ok. My cousin's kids were there again (4 and 2 year old) and they showed me their jumping skills and said they jumped good 'cause they have a trampoline at home. I said that must be why I'm no good at jumping - no tramp to practise on. They invited me 'round for dinner and to their house to play on the tramp but I had to decline, due to my second game of netball coming up...... Apparently their other nana's out of hospital (seems to be going around at the moment) and they knew a secret, that grandad was going to take her out to lunch for mother's day. They're pretty good with secrets, those two.....

The second game was my proper team, I Pity the Fool. An ironic name in that it turns out we are the fools that need pity. We are in an uber-good grade with two-shooters galore. But I liked tonight's game - it was reeeeasonably close and we certainly didn't look hapless. Justin said he can smell a victory for tomorrow night.... I love his never-ceasing optimism! Maybe to rejig our tactics we should start using Morgan and Michelle at centre and put up some more twos. Give it whirl. Justin's hit 2 out of 3 of his outside shots now.... could be a secret weapon there too.

5. Mothers' Day

Oh yeah, in my disappeareded post I mentioned that this holiday doesn't have much relevance to me these days. It's always a bit awkward when people I don't know that well ask me if I'm doing anything for it. I just say 'no' and they look at me like I'm some kind of bad-seed-daughter or even admire me for making some kinda anti-commercialism stand.

Though I guess, what with lots of other people's parents being ill lately, it's a time to be appreciative of what you've got and what you've had. Most people's parents do alright by them. I don't do anything for Lynne on this day - she has her own kids, and she's more my dad's wife than my step-mum. But I still appreciate her! If there was a Step-Mothers' Day I'd buy her a card :)

Nobody ever replaces your mum though. Dad tried to fill in some of the gaps, but he's a bloody bad mother (not suprisingly - he can't cook or figure out what you want for your birthday, or even remember what day it's on). So I guess it's just one of those days where I miss my mum, even though it's been 13 years since she passed away. It's gonna be weird when I've been alive longer with her dead than alive. That'll be when I'm 32.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Rumpus time!

I am really quite excited.

After musing over costumes, me and Reids are going as nurses. How cliched! We really tried to avoid it.

First we were going to go as mental patients. Kinda un-PC, but we had this whole going where we were going to be planning to rendez vous with aliens (or maybe we even thought we were aliens in human bodies).... and everyone we talked to, at some point we'd say, 'Are you one of them???' and look at them intensely.

Then we were going to go as construction workers (from the Wellington City Hospital). But the overalls at the Costume Cave didn't fit very well.

Then I considered being a psychologist and wearing my smart-glasses and a lab coat. I woulda had a notepad and pen all night and taken notes as I talked to people.

But in the end, the nurses costumes fitted really well. I look like a natural - Reids said it looked as if I was just on my way home from work or something (had my handbag over my arm). Put on a bit of lipstick and some fishnets and we're good to go. Single girls out at the coolest party of the year :) Watch out!